Christmas has passed but oh well c:
(via umwoah)
I was laughing at the irony…
Star Wars ♥
| Sister: | Why do you stretch when you're bored? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Cause I wanna move but don't, at the same time. |
| Sister: | You're a freak. |
| Me: | Only in bed ;D |
| Sister: | -.- |
| Mayans: | They do know that we never actually said the world was going to end, right? |
|---|---|
| Jesus: | You should hear the things they think I said about gays. |
| Abraham Lincoln: | I have never met a single vampire let alone killed one. Team Edward, though. |
(via teenager)
